The Hubby has been working overtime lately so he gets up at 2:30 AM. Needless to say that come 8 o'clock at night he is tired and ready for bed.
Yesterday after work he had to work on his truck. The water pump went out on it and he had to take my car to work yesterday which left me home without wheels. It took a couple hours for him to put the new pump in, so he was extra tired last night.
He went to bed around 8:30 and I followed after the news at 11:30. I climbed into bed and he rolled over and patted my bottom and whispered "Sorry about all the batteries being dead!" Wondering what in the heck he was talking about I decided to ask him and see if he would explain in his sleep.......this might be fun!
He responded with "All those Christmas toys and the batteries only worked 1 minute in each toy. I know you felt bad about it so I'm just telling you how sorry I am." I'm trying not to bust out laughing because we didn't even buy any toys as Christmas presents for the grandkids that needed batteries. So I said to him "That's ok, the toys have all gone home with the little ones and now the parents have the task of replacing all the dead batteries." He was quiet so I thought he had gone somewhere else in his sleep. A couple minutes later he said "Then why are all these toys and wrappings and empty battery containers doing in the middle of the bed."
I couldn't contain myself any longer. I busted out laughing and said that whatever he was on, I wanted some too! With that, he started laughing really hard and said "Just heart medication and now I see that it's not toys and wrapping paper....it's the blanket!" Those were the last words he uttered before rolling over and returning to his dreamworld!
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That is so funny. the other morning I was woke up my wife and asked her what I was taking for lunch to work...she replied, "Guilty"...I was like, uh...ok, huh? She said guilty again...so I couaght on that she was asleep....and I asked her again....she replied, "Eyeballs"...I started laughing.....I then said, what have you been watching that your eyeballs feel guilty about....she woke up and we laughed about it together.
I'm usually the one talking deliriously in my half-sleep, so I don't think I'll tell any stories on myself here! Let's just say that when I'm not quite awake, I can sing a lovely song about spoons.
That is hilarious! I don't get those kind of laughs as my hubby and I are usually pulled to different rooms due to snoring!
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